Just some random things that I find to be funny. Not to be taken 100% seriously.

Caffeine Index

The caffeine Index is a standardized way to tell how much sleep deprivation I experienced during a project and therefore the amount of caffine was involved.

The Scale

Liar! You pretty much always consume caffine when working on projects.

This may have required a can for motivation, but was most likely a one or two work session project.

At least one all nighter or multi-hour panic scramble occurred.

Number of all nighters x 3 = number of energy drinks

Multiple weeks, multiple all-nighters, multiple cases of Monster.

I am keeping multiple cases of energy drinks where I am working and restocking at an alarming rate.